Posted: 3:41 pm Wednesday, June 18th, 2014

Macon man holstering .45 shoots self in … 

By George Mathis

We’ve all experienced the pain at the pump.

But none of us have felt it quite like an unnamed Georgia man who allegedly shot himself in the privates as he was holstering his .45.

13wmaz.com in Macon reports the man was stopped at a Sunoco gas station on Zebulon Road last Thursday when the incident occurred at about 9:30 p.m.

Somehow, the man was able to drive to a friend’s house nearby where he, according to the news station, he “took off his pants and saw that he had ‘shot himself in the penis and that the bullet exited out of his buttocks.’”

The bullet fell to the floor.

Ouch.

The man was hospitalized but his medical condition was not cited.

Meanwhile, in Denver, a man in handcuffs fired at police officers after pulling a gun from the crack of his buttocks.

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16 comments
AlternativeDawg
AlternativeDawg

Playing with guns in your pants can be a sticky situation.

Menace
Menace

Brings new meaning to the words numb nuts.

AnsweredTHIS
AnsweredTHIS

Love to hear stories like this! First let me say thank goodness he is alive! Second let me say thank goodness he is alive so we can all say how much of a frigging fool he is! 

DontTread
DontTread

I'd like to know...What brand of holster allows the business end of the gun to be pointed directly at yourself when you're putting the gun in the holster?  Or were his pants super loose fitting?


And if your buttcrack doubles as a weapons locker, you probably should be arrested just for being a slob.

EdUktr
EdUktr

Any indication that he was attempting to rob the gas station at the time of the incident? Got to wonder why he drove off rather than immediately seek help inside.

72GDawg
72GDawg

Gun guys refer to this as an AD, or accidental discharge, and it happens every day. It's frequently the result of the very inadvisable  practice of carrying a handgun with a round in the chamber, as experienced by this moron. The mall ninja types believe it gives them an edge over the bad guys, but more often than not they shoot themselves or some innocent bystander. 

MoFaux
MoFaux

Happenis is a warm gun.

RangeRover
RangeRover

Ralph,

As we've always done, we'll continue to fund your putrid existance.

Ralph-43
Ralph-43

The gun nuts are shooting each other and themselves.  Nothing new here.  This is the second self-emasculation I've heard about in the past few months.  I guess with the 'guns everywhere' law we will be hearing a lot of high pitched voices.  That's gotta hurt. I guess he was feeling threatened which is why he needed that .45 - he just did not know what the threat was - I'm sure he's relieved now.  I guess he'll be running for the state legislature once he gets back on his feet.

Quackmeyer
Quackmeyer

Who carries a gun in their butt?  And how big does that butt have to be to hide a .357 mag?

Wascatlady
Wascatlady

This is hard to believe.  I mean, an upstanding man like this.

TommyRobertson
TommyRobertson

I have trouble believing a .45 would not blow, not pun intended, his privates off, not to mention part of his butt off, much less the bullet fall out of his pants. something sounds fishy.

Ralph-43
Ralph-43

@RangeRover  Sorry to use that word emasculation.  I know it's frightening for you.